XIronManX's Game Reviews

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Simple. My title says it all.

XIronManX's Game Reviews

XIronManX 1219680277|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

So… This thread will be dedicated to my reviews, mainly for the DS plateform and Gamecube console. (The ones I own…)

Alright.

Okay. The first game I'm going to look at is the classic Mario Kart DS.

To start off, you might think that Mario Kart is just, well… Mario Kart. And seriously, the DS? How bad can it get? Well, You're off by a large margin. Mario Kart DS hit the stores and became a popular grab among our Mario Karters as it was the best Mario Kart game to date (in my opinion). Compared to Mario Kart Wii, the DS version completely wiped the floor with it, although the Wii does include bikes and Wii-remote motion features. MKDS had something that no other Mario Kart game has ever had. The speed. Running the game can be one of the smoothest 3-D DS games that you'll have ever played. Even on multiplayer, for example. The multiplayer features up to 8 people playing at once… Now that's what I call competitive racers! Multiplayer also expands it's reach over on the international side, boasting in a great wi-fi racing experience. Best of all, IT DOESN'T LAG! (Note: This is mainly being compared to Mario Kart Wii.) Soundwise, I'm going to have to say it's lacking a bit, even though when you throw it on surround sound with noise-reduction earphones, it does create a better MKDS atmosphere. Anyways, moving on. Gameplay… Gameplay… Gameplay… Mario Kart DS is fun, but once you beat it, the game gets extremely repetitive. Even after you beat the first 2 speed levels, 50cc and 100cc. You'll get bored… Quite fast. I'd say Mario Kart isn't for the long-run games, but if you're looking for a quick time-killer, MKDS is my choice.

My ratings: (Out of 10)

Graphics: 7.0
Sound: 6.0
Gameplay: 8.0

Mario Kart DS: 7.0

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XIronManX 1219933736|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I must say…

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Might I remind you that this thread is for MY posting only… Yes, hence the name, XIronManX's Game Reviews. Kenoshi can post though, since he watches the show too. Every so often.

System Comparisons

XIronManX 1222481315|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Okay. Many people have gotten the wrong idea and have been ripped off. I have been forced to type this up for the greater good of gaming.

The third generation of video gaming, "Next Gen", as people call it, has been a hit. Introducing 4 new consoles and games, Nintendo's Wii, Sony's Playstation 3, and Microsoft's two products, Games for Windows and the XBOX 360. Surprisingly, only 3 consoles have lived up to their name, making them popular till this date. The Sony Playstation was the only system that introduced HD gaming, taking the graphics level of gameplay to the next level. The XBOX went up and higher with their gaming, bringing many unique new sequels to previous hits such as Halo 2 and Call of Duty 2. Lastly, Games for Windows really attracted the hardcore gaming crowd, as they introduced a broad variety of games (like Supreme Commander, a massive RTS, for example). The Wii however, lacked.

When the Wii hit the stores in 2007, it was a blast as gamers scrambled to get a Wii console. Little did they know, it was going to end up as a big letdown. When the Wii came out, it had a small but fun variety of games. Wii Sports was the biggest hit, which was including with the Wii console. Wii Sports was one of the best games that used the motion sensor. Obviously, people though, "Wow, great, we can excercise with this thing, AND have fun at the same time!"

I hate to say it, but they were all unsatisfied. The Wii does not keep you physically fit. If it does, you are trying too hard. A little Wii-mote motion jerk may be the only motion you need to be able to swing a bat, or even punch someone in the face. It does NOT keep you active or fit. Again, if you are keeping fit this way, you need to get out more!

Secondly, the Wii lacks in GRAPHICS. The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess was a great game and is recommended, but it lacks GRAPHICS. Seeing that it was one of the best graphics games that was created for the Wii, most people expected better. Like the recent game, Battlefield: Bad Company, for example. For XBOX 360, it has a surprisingly detailed landscape, including realstic motion and war-related features. While on the Wii, they decided to make it "Family-Oriented". Big oopsie there. By taking out the violence in the Wii, many gamers quickly reverted back to other better systems, such as the XBOX 360, or even back to the PC! Every single Next Gen console improved in its graphics. Wii didn't. Huge disappointment.

Overall, the Wii was a good hit to begin with, being the only Next Gen system to include motion, but I was not satisfied by their overall progress as they lacked in every single category of gaming, while other systems went up. I recommend playing only 2 games for the Wii. Wii Sports and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. But only play SSBB if you have a Gamecube controller.

Anyways, I think I've made my point. Wii, SUCKS.

My ratings: (Out of 10)

Graphics: 4.0
Sound: 3.0
Gameplay: 6.0

Wii Console: 4.3

Verdict? Horrible system. XBOX 360 is better for your money and you will be more entertained from it than this revamped piece of junk. Get an XBOX 360 instead of a Wii.

P.S. I have nothing against Nintendo or any of their creations, such as Mario. I am only proving a point to those who have or have not fallen under the Wii's trap.

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Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

XIronManX 1232068214|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Alright gamers and Wikidottians, here's a post dedicated to a popular hit for the PS3!

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Okay, well, I'd like to start this game review by commenting on the well-constructed structure of Uncharted. Putting you as the heroic explorer Nathan Drake, it leaves you wishing for more each time you play. Graphics were top-notch, as most PS3 games are, and the sound quality is extremely well worked on. Though, Uncharted lacked an attractive plot as most people would say, since there are a few twists and turns in the story that could've been improved. Also, there's room for more in terms of gameplay - Shooting at the same targets along with the same style of fighting does get boring after a good few hours of exploration.
Firstly, the gameplay. Quite exciting to begin with, I have to admit, but the fun dies off once you're killing the same enemies for the 10th or 11th time. What do I mean by that? Well, Naughty Dog (the developer of this game) didn't really put much effort into working on character skins, leaving the player firing at repetitive enemies and static gameplay (which is like most classic games, where you step on a spot and enemies pop out). Also, the whole "shooting" thing can get very old, seeing as it's basically hide, bend over to the side and shoot, hide back again, bend over and shoot again, and hide back. Gunning the same baddies with the same gun along with the same fight style really starts to get old. Though, a notable thing that appeared in this game was the "flinching" that occured while the character was being shot at. For example, if Nate (the lead character's nickname), was hiding behind a wall, he would flinch and react to the surroundings, including some of the spontaneous hand grenades that would be thrown at you, in which Drake will narrate a comment. The storyline was great. That is, until you hit the near-end part of the story. It twists into a horribly remixed version of the zombie type shooter, where you must face off against the undead who just won't die within 10 bullets and carrying limited ammunition. I mean, for the first few hours of gaming, you're an adventurous and witty explorer, hunting for treasure. But a few chapters later, you turn into a scared, zombie-slaying wimp who's giving the sense that he just wants to GET OUT! Gameplay lacked a bit, but the storyline killed it.
Now, the storyline didn't kill the entire game, but it felt uplifted a little, by the graphics, that is. Graphics in Uncharted 1 were truly commendable, providing great views (from high places like cliffs), and great texturing and landscaping designs. Scenery was great, though, I noticed a few rendering errors here and there (especially a 2D plant (like in Paper Mario) that was intended to be 3D), but other than that, the large ocean views along with the sun's glare makes the gaming experience like a fun exploration in the jungle! Except the fact that you're being shot at half the time. Some framerate issues did occur, though, the game is only using around 30% of the PS3's maximum processing capacity. Haha, wait till Microsoft gets to laugh at Sony for burnt out hardrives… :D
And last but not least, we have the sound. Music was composed well, creating tension and other supportive roles. It also included a feature where you can adjust your sound settings according to old and modern sound systems (which I was quite impressed at). Hands down though, the best adventure music I've ever heard, in all my years of video gaming, was the menu music from this game. :)

My Ratings: (Out of 10)

Graphics: 8.5
Sound: 6.5
Gameplay: 5.0

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune: 6.5

Nothing interesting, nothing new… But it has a catchy menu theme song!

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Mr Sirant 1233953662|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I didn't know you reviewed games.
do some more
ill do some too
gj
lol
Luke