Miscellaneous Jokes
XIronManX 1218480399|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
This is where you should post your miscellaneous jokes. You know, like the lost and found for your jokes… :D
Miscellaneous Jokes
Summary:
Now where'd that joke go? Anybody seen that one joke with the dog and the cat run by?
XIronManX 1218480399|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
A good old slap in the face of the establishment.
NIntendo64 1234035397|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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A good old slap in the face of the establishment. by NIntendo64, 1234035397|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
NIntendo64, 1234035397|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Re: A good old slap in the face of the establishment.
kenoshi 1234128572|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Oohhh good one
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Re: A good old slap in the face of the establishment. by kenoshi, 1234128572|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
kenoshi, 1234128572|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Kenoshi
NIntendo64 1234389607|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Kenoshi
you gotta help this place
its dying, dead, in the ground and decomposing
no one is posting anything
Re: Kenoshi
kenoshi 1234499084|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
<EPICPOST coolness="100%" intrigue="99.9%">
well I know this is kinda off topic to the thread but anyway, The people who used to be on this site a lot probably aren't coming back (with the possible exception of t-mat and possibly a few others) so the best way to revitalize this website again is to find some new life. If you have been to the bottom of the mainpage you have already found our invite people form. Invite your friends and help bring back LOLWIKI!
</EPICPOST>
Um...
XIronManX 1234555888|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Uh, Kenoshi, it's MY fault that this site is dead, it's MY fault that we aren't getting any new members, and it's MY fault that… Well, anything bad that's happened to LOLwiki is MY fault.
So I should grow up, take some responsbility and stop whining about people not inviting friends. The members of LOLwiki shouldn't be working harder than me to keep this site updated.
Note:
Do not delete this post until you have read it and made fun of me quite a bit.
Depressing Moment
NIntendo64 1234706864|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
ya Kenoshi um
i just moved here with means i got no friends
and alll my other friends thinks this site is pretty stupid with no one POSTING
Re: Depressing Moment
kenoshi 1234811510|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
KK yeah thats fine most people I know aren't really interested.
@ XIRONMANX Most of my friends have already been invited and said no. This site does need more, however, so seeing as changes are in order I think I might dig up an old project I was working on…HERE look at the 3rd post I think I'm gonna dig up some of those projects. Please note that these will take some time and please continue to remind me so I don't forget and start working on something else.
Remember
NIntendo64 1234828910|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Reminder of what you just said
look above
yup remember that
dont forget now
mhm thats right
im reminding you
right there Kenoshi
in your own words
seriously im not joking at all
start working
lets go
no one likes waiting
Re: Remember
kenoshi 1234831336|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
LOL thanks already started doing something else =)
REMEMBER lol
NIntendo64 1234909465|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
ok so remember
rememeber
know you made a promise to yourself
got it?
get it
thank you
and good night
MachoTomato is in da haus!
MachoTomato 1234914697|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
k yeah so im kinda wondering just what's the project ur working on kenoshi,
ne way i gots a joke, cuz that's what this thread's for.
how long is it from two to two to two two?
(hey cool, its actually confusing enough.)
this is nearly impossible to figure out if you say it out loud, sounds like to to to to to to.
any ways the answer is four minutes. lol. did u get it?
rofl out
:S
NIntendo64 1235007496|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
well now that you have totally messed up my brain for the night
here is a riddle
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
He said, "You'll sentence me to six years in prison." If it was true, then the judge would have to make it false by sentencing him to four years. If it was false, then he would have to give him six years, which would make it true. Rather than contradict his own word, the judge set the man free.
haha i love it. friend celeste told me that one so i dont take credit
:D :O :P XS
MachoTomato 1235090848|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
hahahaha!
Heard that one a million times
about a million different ways too.
still a good un though.
so i have nother cool joke 4 u
A panda walks into a bar and orders a salad, which the bar tender gives to him, (suprised enough that the panda can actually talk)
the panda finishes its salad and passes the plate back to the bar tender
then all of a sudden it pulls out a gun, shoots the man next to him, and briskly leaves the building.
Shocked and curious, the bar tender pulls out a dictionary and looks up panda.
The deffinition he finds reads this: "Panda; large black and white bear; lives in China; eats, shoots and leaves."
Lol get it?
btw, most dictionaries don't actually say this, but i have heard of one that did. it's the order of the commas that makes the difference. that one was a typo. Rofl, dictionaries having typo's; what is this world coming to?!?
xD hahaha
NIntendo64 1235164839|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
nice and heres another animal joke
discretion its kinda twisted
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''
''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
told you it was twisted
Re: Miscellaneous Jokes
NIntendo64 1235251763|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
thanks bro :P
All menonites ye rejoice!
MachoTomato 1235351211|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Lol, totally osome, er wait, awesome.
only I am allowed to be used in the same scentence as "osome"
any way
A menonite man and a lawyer get on a plane to LA. Coincidentally they happen to end up sitting next to each other. As the plane takes off, the menonite falls asleep, while the lawyer pulls out his laptop and cell phone an begins answering conference calls and such.
Several hours into the flight the lawyer finally finishes his business and begins to get annoyed with the menonite's snoring. So he wakes him up and offers to play a game with him to pass the time.
"Eh?" grunts the menonite, unsure of what he means. (they do not play games often btw, and mostly only ones like knip-sprat [kroekeno] and skip-bo.)
"Here's the game", says the lawyer, " we each take turns asking each other questions. But we'll offer cash insentives to keep the game interesting"
(I should probably let u know, menonites DO NOT gamble ever.) The menonite looks confused, so the lawyer continues, "If you get my question wrong, you give me $5. But if i get your question wrong i'll give you $1000. Mind you, I don't get questions wrong, and you're allowed research if you can't figure it out on your own."
The menonite nods his head. "alright, you first."
"Very well," begins the lawyer who boots up his laptop and begins searching for the hardest questions he can find. "Ok, what did Bernuli's principal state about airflow dynamics?"
the menonite reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
The lawyer smirks, pockets the change and says, "ok now you try"
The menonite pauses for a second then says, "what goes up the hill with three legs, and comes back with four legs?" he then pulls down his cap and reclines as the lawyer begins web searching.
About an hour or two later, and after several phone calls to experts and colleagues, the lawyer finally wakes the menonite and hands him a $1000 cheque.
The menonite accepts the cheque and pockets it, before saying, "Alright, your turn," and then pulls down his cap again.
The lawyer leans over and says,
"what goes up the hill with three legs and comes back on four legs?"
The menonite hands him a $5 bill.
LOLOLOLOL!
XIronManX 1235355588|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
OMG, I LOL-ed so hard from this!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and in response to your first statement in your post, "MachoTomato r osome", LOLOLOLOLOL. :D
Re: LOLOLOLOL!
MachoTomato 1235433529|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
many thanx a plentiful! ;)
o man
NIntendo64 1235421939|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
i laughed so hard
