That Banana Joke
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Knock Knock
Knock Knock Jokes
Started by: roflcakes_with_lemon
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Summary:
*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "Post your knock-knock jokes on this thread." "Wha...?"
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Re: That Banana Joke
Dr Doom 1236911976|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
who's there?
Hm...
XIronManX 1218463411|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Hey roflcakes… I was thinking that you should post an entire joke, not waiting for someone to say "who's there." Unless of course, you were thinking about something else. Anyways… I guess I should make my own contribution to this new thread…
*Knock-knock*
"Who's there?"
"Nunya."
"Nunya-who?"
"Nunya Business!!!"
LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
...
XIronManX 1218463545|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
*Knock-knock*
"Who's there?"
"Jesus!"
"Jesus-who?"
"Man, how many do you know?"
Hehehe… Good? Yes… Feel free to laugh :D
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MachoTomato 1219702967|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
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hey xIronManx…
you may want to re consider the impact of this joke on the members of this site who may take
offense at this joke…
that said
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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XIronManX 1219719919|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
That was not offensive in any way.
If you find that offensive, then obviously you should look into improving your sense of humour.
I do not take back my joke.
Thanks to - deep in the sand - who actually appreciates comedy.
Re: Knock-knock Jokes
- deep in the sand - 1218556900|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
LOLOLOLOLOL! awesome!
a knoc-knocker
MachoTomato 1221867112|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
what kind of sound does a hammer make?
*i dunno*
"Knock-knock"
*who's there?*
no, that's the answer
*no that's the answer who?*
that's the answer to the joke, besides it wasn't a knock knock-
*who's there?-*
!Knock Knock!
*knock knock * (sound of body hitting floor)*
Re: a knoc-knocker
Dr Doom 1236912219|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe
MachoTomato 1224282821|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
here's a knocker in french
ahem…
Frappe-Frappe!
qui est la?
que
que, qui?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa… oui c'est ca…
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Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe by MachoTomato, 1224282821|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
MachoTomato, 1224282821|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe
MachoTomato 1224283166|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
the translation of the previous joke is like this…
btw this won't be funny because it isn't in french so it sounds dumb, but if you understand french it'll at least be a bit funny.
oh and it is an original so all claims to me, don't use it w/o permission and stuff…
Knock-knock!
who's there?
what *(this is where it makes no sense if you don't understand french)
what, who *(like i said, no sense)
hahahahahahahahahahaa… that's the joke…
*so incase you didn't get the punchline this is what was supposed to happen.
Que qui, which means what, who sounds an awful lot like "cookie" in english.
yes this is weird but whatever. hope u likes.
:D
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Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe by MachoTomato, 1224283166|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
MachoTomato, 1224283166|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe
(account deleted) 1224354571|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
LOLOLOLOL!! i LOVE it!…now i want cookies…-_-
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Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe by (account deleted), 1224354571|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
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- deep in the sand - 1230390487|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
LOL! I get it!!! :D
Dr Doom 1236913900|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Lololololol
Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe
Dr Doom 1239938495|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Bien sur! C'est tres bien, monsieur machotomato. Tres bien!
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Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe by Dr Doom, 1239938495|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
XIronManX 1235356251|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
Person 1: *knock-knock*
Person 2: "Who's there?"
Person 1: "Uh, I'm here to deliver a parcel."
Person 2: "Uh, I'm here to deliver a parcel who?"
Person 1: "Look sir, I don't have time for this."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't have time for this who?"
Person 1: *footsteps leaving*
Person 1: *sound of a truck driving off*
Person 2: "I guess some people don't really like knock-knock jokes that much."
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
MachoTomato 1235517259|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
rofl
k i got one
knock knock
who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub! I'm dwowning!
rofl iknow not an origional, but still a good one…
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Dr Doom 1236912544|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover
quite lolerful, machoTomato!
how about this-a one:
knock knock
who's there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in da mouf!!
lolololol got that from kenoshi
