Knock Knock
Hey roflcakes… I was thinking that you should post an entire joke, not waiting for someone to say "who's there." Unless of course, you were thinking about something else. Anyways… I guess I should make my own contribution to this new thread…
*Knock-knock*
"Who's there?"
"Nunya."
"Nunya-who?"
"Nunya Business!!!"
LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*Knock-knock*
"Who's there?"
"Jesus!"
"Jesus-who?"
"Man, how many do you know?"
Hehehe… Good? Yes… Feel free to laugh :D
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hey xIronManx…
you may want to re consider the impact of this joke on the members of this site who may take
offense at this joke…
that said
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That was not offensive in any way.
If you find that offensive, then obviously you should look into improving your sense of humour.
I do not take back my joke.
Thanks to - deep in the sand - who actually appreciates comedy.
LOLOLOLOLOL! awesome!
what kind of sound does a hammer make?
*i dunno*
"Knock-knock"
*who's there?*
no, that's the answer
*no that's the answer who?*
that's the answer to the joke, besides it wasn't a knock knock-
*who's there?-*
!Knock Knock!
*knock knock * (sound of body hitting floor)*
here's a knocker in french
ahem…
Frappe-Frappe!
qui est la?
que
que, qui?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa… oui c'est ca…
the translation of the previous joke is like this…
btw this won't be funny because it isn't in french so it sounds dumb, but if you understand french it'll at least be a bit funny.
oh and it is an original so all claims to me, don't use it w/o permission and stuff…
Knock-knock!
who's there?
what *(this is where it makes no sense if you don't understand french)
what, who *(like i said, no sense)
hahahahahahahahahahaa… that's the joke…
*so incase you didn't get the punchline this is what was supposed to happen.
Que qui, which means what, who sounds an awful lot like "cookie" in english.
yes this is weird but whatever. hope u likes.
:D
LOLOLOLOL!! i LOVE it!…now i want cookies…-_-
Person 1: *knock-knock*
Person 2: "Who's there?"
Person 1: "Uh, I'm here to deliver a parcel."
Person 2: "Uh, I'm here to deliver a parcel who?"
Person 1: "Look sir, I don't have time for this."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't have time for this who?"
Person 1: *footsteps leaving*
Person 1: *sound of a truck driving off*
Person 2: "I guess some people don't really like knock-knock jokes that much."
rofl
k i got one
knock knock
who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub! I'm dwowning!
rofl iknow not an origional, but still a good one…