Cannibal Jokes

Summary:

There once was this man and he- *MUNCH MUNCH CHOMP SQUISH BITE MUNCH CRUNCH*

Cannibal jokes that may or may not involve crossing roads

roflcakes_with_lemon 1218400498|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?
To fry the chicken on the other side.
Why did the cannibal cross the road?
To fry Colonel Sanders!!!!!!!!!!!
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el oh el guyz!
roflcakes out

GOOD ONE

XIronManX 1218463643|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

HAHAHA GOOD ONE!!!

Hahahahahaha…!!!

Cannibal Joke

XIronManX 1218463717|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

What is the title of the best-selling cannibal book?
"How To Serve Your Fellow Man."

Some of these actually get pretty gruesome :P

Canni bal jokes

MachoTomato 1221866599|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

her are a few good uns that i made myself

what are a cannibal's favourite pizza toppings?
-in order; italian, canadian, hawaiian, and ceasar

what does a cannibal use to brush his teeth?
- a tooth-brush

where do most cannibals live?
-wherever hippies live

if you put a cannibal and a tiger in the same room, what would happen?
-they'd probably have a civilized conversation in which they'd discuss the various people they've each mauled in their lifetime.

math question: how many fingers does a cannibal have?
-approximately 10 for every person he's eaten.

about 50 years ago there were no cannibals. why not?
- 'cuz there weren't any hippies either.

how many cannibals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- can't tell. they keep eating each other.

what's a cannibal's favourite tv show?
- wheel of torture.

what kind of pet does a cannibal keep?
- it's next meal.

what's a cannibal's favourite game?
- pin-the-nose-back-on-fred-before-mom-gets-home

why aren't cannibals used as security guards?
- obvious reasons

where's a cannibal's favopurite place to be?
-funeral home

any ways, hope u n'joy

rofl out

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Cannibal Joke

XIronManX 1226624051|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

Did you hear about the cannibal student who was suspended from school for buttering up his teacher?

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant where dinner costs an arm and a leg?

Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."

Okay, here's big one:

A man was captured by cannibals. "What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"
"I was a newspaper man," came the reply.
"An editor?"
"No, merely a sub-editor."
"Cheer up. Promotion awaits you. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."

LOL. Taken from this site: http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/General/cannibal.001.htm.

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more cannibal jokes by t-Mat

MachoTomato 1229144104|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

why aren't cannibals good with fractions?
- Because they eat the whole thing.

who invented cannibalism?
- martha stewart

if a cannibal walks into a bar what's the first thing he says?
- please direct me to the smoked section

who was the frist cannibal?
- ur mom
-k not rly
- was actually peter pan. i mean c'mon the kid lives in a land of magical pixies! maybe he was deranged eonough to think people were… k this is taking too long, whatev.

who was the last cannibal?
- the one who ate all the others

4W350M3 jokes

rofl

:D

:P

where do cannibals get their hair cut?
- new york, duh

why don't cannibals use the term [your mom]?
- XS

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rofl

i have a friend helping me with this, he hacks I NO HE DONT . ER HE NO ,ER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!╦♦$¾

why don't cannibals like ice cream
- cuz they can always get better deals in Alaska

where do cannibals go on vacation?
- BC. (hippies)

cannibals - Can-o-balls
- :P

(nother one my friend made)

why don't cannibals eat pirates?
- ummm… cuz pirates have swords?

why don;t cannibals wear deoderant?
- to kill more effectively

who do most cannibals admire?
- KENOSHI! (rofl! no offense but we do, er, i mean, they do)
:-O

why don't cannibals make good astronauts?
- they notice food shortages a lot sooner.

why do i keep making lame cannibal jokes?
- i'm a lot better off not answering this one…

who is the one person cannibals cannot eat?
- Chuck Norris, Pluto, and KENOSHI! :D (see that whole admiring thing really works out in your favour in the end, eh? ;)

:P

(ur just ralizing now i reffered to them all as one person right? LOL!)

how do cannibals say good bye?

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oh. nother one for the good times

MachoTomato 1234920744|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

here comes my latest batch of cannibal jokes! Whatch out they bite your legs off!!
- rofl

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knock knock
who's there
a cannibal from the society of cannibalism
a cannibal from the society of cannibalism who?
a cannibal from the society of cannibalism who is going to eat you, duh.

what does cannibal spelt backwards say
- labinnac (any body know how this is relevant? no? k. me neither.)

what's a cannibal's favourite sport?
- sumo wrestling :}* <—-(guy drooling)

karate masters and cannibals don't mix. why is this?
- have you ever tried putting the two of them in the same bowl and then stirring? *shudder*

what's a cannibal's fvourite movie (besides the Saw series!)
- barney's island adventure

what is currently the biggest debate between cannibals?
- salt or pepper? (they've already decided on Stephen Harper:O)

where does a king keep his armies?
- up his sleevies.
…and where does a cannibal keep his armies?
- around the kingy's throaty.

when you're a cannibal, having friends over for dinner takes on a whole new meaning

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- the lawyer, but nobody cares, 'cuz he was working for the cannibal.

what's a cannibal's favourite type of burger?
- the vegetarian.
- alternatively they also enjoy the meat lover.
- (and if it still hasn't sunk in) they find the fatboy to high in cholesterol

who wants a cannibal burger?
- I do! I do!
- (no one. it'll bite ur legs off.)

Martha Stewart is a cannibal. what makes this statement true?
- well, can you find anyhting that says it's false?

Who ate the baby?
- obviously the cat. babies are high in fat, so any sensible cannibal would stay as far away as possible. cats on the other hand…

What kind of music do cannibals like to listen to?
- Disco. it reminds them of the end of hippies, and their glory days.

if a cannibal started a fast food chain, what would be the one thing they'd always have at their restaraunts?
- waiters wearing roller blades. dinner comes twice as fast that way.

what do cannibals call roller skaters?
- meals on wheels

…and what do they call meals on wheels?
- second helping.

So then what do they call busses?
- all u can eat buffet!

and finally, where will you never find a cannibal?
- in a japanese sushi bar.

Rofl, i hope u likes.
i wish more people would post on this thread. roflcakeswithlemeon was a genius to create it.
(Why dont people ever leave a lol or a rofl in response to my uber cannibal jokes?)

ne ways bye for now.
rofl out.

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Moh cannibal jokes! wuvyabwudda! :D

MachoTomato 1236634929|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Why don't cannibals get girls?
- They have to account for more than one person's stink.

what is the ultimate question according to cannibals?
- to eat or not to eat?

Who likes cannibals?
- Jaws.

what's a cannibal's favoutite season?
- simmer.

and that's all. possibly forever because i may have just exhausted my reserves of cannibal jokes…

Re: Cannibal Jokes

Dr Doom 1239835255|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Did you hear about the cannibal who gave up eating clowns because they tasted funny?

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