here comes my latest batch of cannibal jokes! Whatch out they bite your legs off!!
- rofl
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knock knock
who's there
a cannibal from the society of cannibalism
a cannibal from the society of cannibalism who?
a cannibal from the society of cannibalism who is going to eat you, duh.
what does cannibal spelt backwards say
- labinnac (any body know how this is relevant? no? k. me neither.)
what's a cannibal's favourite sport?
- sumo wrestling :}* <—-(guy drooling)
karate masters and cannibals don't mix. why is this?
- have you ever tried putting the two of them in the same bowl and then stirring? *shudder*
what's a cannibal's fvourite movie (besides the Saw series!)
- barney's island adventure
what is currently the biggest debate between cannibals?
- salt or pepper? (they've already decided on Stephen Harper:O)
where does a king keep his armies?
- up his sleevies.
…and where does a cannibal keep his armies?
- around the kingy's throaty.
when you're a cannibal, having friends over for dinner takes on a whole new meaning
who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- the lawyer, but nobody cares, 'cuz he was working for the cannibal.
what's a cannibal's favourite type of burger?
- the vegetarian.
- alternatively they also enjoy the meat lover.
- (and if it still hasn't sunk in) they find the fatboy to high in cholesterol
who wants a cannibal burger?
- I do! I do!
- (no one. it'll bite ur legs off.)
Martha Stewart is a cannibal. what makes this statement true?
- well, can you find anyhting that says it's false?
Who ate the baby?
- obviously the cat. babies are high in fat, so any sensible cannibal would stay as far away as possible. cats on the other hand…
What kind of music do cannibals like to listen to?
- Disco. it reminds them of the end of hippies, and their glory days.
if a cannibal started a fast food chain, what would be the one thing they'd always have at their restaraunts?
- waiters wearing roller blades. dinner comes twice as fast that way.
what do cannibals call roller skaters?
- meals on wheels
…and what do they call meals on wheels?
- second helping.
So then what do they call busses?
- all u can eat buffet!
and finally, where will you never find a cannibal?
- in a japanese sushi bar.
Rofl, i hope u likes.
i wish more people would post on this thread. roflcakeswithlemeon was a genius to create it.
(Why dont people ever leave a lol or a rofl in response to my uber cannibal jokes?)
ne ways bye for now.
rofl out.