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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Dr Doom 1213110856|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

once upon a time there was a guy and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL he decided to LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL o this is such a funny LOLOLOLOLOLOL jokeLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and so he LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL went to the LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and LOL ate some LOLOLOLOL but LOLOL he didn't know that LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL cuz LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
isnt that so LOLOLOLOLOL funny? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjoke

Dr Doom 1213198385|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

once upon a time there was a little girl who was perfect in every way. She had a perfect little house and a perfect family. Every day she woke up in her perfect little bed and put on her perfect little clothes. She always ate a perfect orange and a perfect piece of toast and a perfect glass of milk. Then she would walk to her perfect school and learn perfect lessons. She had a perfect life. Then one day as she was walking to her perfect school, she saw a puppy on the other side of the street. She said "Oh! What a perfect little puppy! He can come home to my perfect little house and join my perfect family. Every day he can woke up in my perfect little bed and eat a perfect orange and a perfect piece of toast and a perfect glass of milk. Then he would walk with me to my perfect little school and can make my perfect life even more perfect!" So she ran across the street and got hit by a car.
The moral of the story:

LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kenoshi 1213218786|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

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toddtalk 1235699541|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I think Dr Doom's been dreaming about a future girlfriend… ~~
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Dr Doom 1236919279|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

lolololNO

IronMan

XIronManX 1213199934|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

If life was fair, all Elvis impersonators would be dead and Elvis would be alive.

LOL.

Word.

another LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjoke

Dr Doom 1213200499|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

a skeleton walks into a bar.

He orders a beer……………. and a mop.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Dr Doom 1213229318|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

i suppose im getting repetitive, seeing as im almost the only one who posts…. no offence ironman lololol
well im gonna post anyway rolflolololol

there are two pies baking in the oven.

the first one says to the other "My, it's getting hot in here!"

then the second one says………………..

"HELP!! A TALKING PIE!!!!!!!!!"

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kenoshi 1213308674|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

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kenoshi 1213645757|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

no fair! how come you have a higher karma rating than me!
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kenoshi 1213403163|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

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kenoshi 1213403211|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

askee does not work

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XIronManX 1213404309|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

HOW DOES ASKEE NOT WORK? WHAT THE HECK IS ASKEE ANYWAYS?!??!?!! LOLOLOLOLOL

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DANG

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HICCUPS!

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Re: 'askee'

Dr Doom 1213806430|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

as am matter of fact, it is ASCII art. It is the use of letters and symbols for making pictures. you can find some pretty cool sites on the web.

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XIronManX 1213404217|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

WELL GUESS WHAT?! LOLOLOL exams are LOLOLOLOLOL coming LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL up!!!!

ONLY A FEW DAYS TILL THE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Gimli LOLOLOL trip!

HUZZAH FOR MUFFIN PANCAKES and CHOCALATE PIZZA and CHEESEY MILKSHAKES!

sorry guys… I couldn't LOLOLOLOL post a LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL joke… Man I've really got to LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL fix these LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL hiccups I'm LOLOLOLOLOL getting…. Sheesh. LOL

Word.

LOL!

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New XIronManX logo!

XIronManX 1213410788|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I've got a new logo…. Check it on the homepage!

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Mr Sirant 1213480878|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

hey Dr Doom that pie joke is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Mr. Sirant's pie joke (sorry)

Dr Doom 1213723872|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

sorry about that, man. I thought jokes were public property once stated…… lololol. Here's a little joke to help cheer you up.

……………………………………………………………..
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………………………………………………………..
……..NNOOOOO!! i cant think of a joke! ithinkimgonnagoinsane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
………………wait!!!!……..no never mind………….
ok! got one! why did the chicken cro…………..no
no no no……ummm………………………………….
o i got it for real this time!!!!

OK THERE ARE TWO JELLOS COOLING IN THE FRIDGE, ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER "MY IT IS SURE GETTING COLD IN HERE!"
THE OTHER RESPONDS………..

"AAHHHHHHHHHHH! A TALKING JELLO!

XIronManX 1213798823|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

HAHAHAHAHAH DR. DOOM MADE A FUNNY!!! HHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!

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Dr Doom 1213723884|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

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Mr Sirant 1213481113|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

haha now i am admin noobs

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kenoshi 1213645835|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

dont abus your power =) only im except on IronMan =)

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Mr Sirant 1213646159|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LOLOLOLOL

sorry boss

XIronManX 1213710685|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

NOOBSAUCE!!!

XIronManX 1213534860|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

whos mr. sirant… could that be……

THE FBI!!! THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways…. I'm gonna file a complaint - how come Mr Sirant gets to be admin and I'm a stinkin mod?!?!?!

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Mr Sirant 1213622711|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

lololololLOLOLOLOLOLlolololololololol

XIronManX 1213635308|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

AUGH NOOBSAUCE!!!!

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kenoshi 1213645687|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

because Mr Sirant is more expiereinced! look at his karma rating!

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Mr Sirant 1213646494|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

yes this is the FBI and we would like to file a compliant about your lack of understanding the concept.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dr Doom 1214276603|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Thou shouldst consider thyself fortunate - for some reason unfathomable to the human mind, alas, I have not yet been bequeathed with the lofty position of administrator or even moderator of this fair wiki, though it shall be noted that I have developed and contributed much, including nearly all the jokes, as well as aiding the site to greater functionality. Thus, take notice, noble administrators, that it be my great passion to further aid the production of this website to the greatest extent of my abilities as an administrator, or, if thou wouldst withhold the marvelous privilige of such, a moderator. Remember me and my plea, o administrators.

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Mr Sirant 1213646380|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

once there was a guy from denmark. he walked up to a russian and asked if he spoke any english. the man said "no" and told the dane why he shouldn't ask people such a stupid question. the dane looked at him puzzled. "but you can speak english" he said to the russian.
to that the russian replied "yes but i cannot speak spanish"

this story has no moral and is just completely stupid and doesn't make any sense.

lol forever!!!!!!!!!!!

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XIronManX 1213653694|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *Pant, pant, pant, GASP!*
- Maybe I should be studying for exams… -
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*cough cough*
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*GASP!!!* "Yeah, Joe's pizza? I'd like to order 5 large cheese pizzas please…"
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"I think you'd better throw in some free water with that *GACK COUGH COUGH*
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All this loling is making my hungry…

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NuBcAkEs AnD fLyInG MeEsE

XIronManX 1213710577|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

CHECK OUT EXAMPLE ITEM 2! It's been there for awhile… I wonder if any one has noticed it yet.

Re: NuBcAkEs AnD fLyInG MeEsE

Mr Sirant 1213711047|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

yes i have noticed it an i only have one thing to say about it

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XIronManX 1213798879|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LOL

NOOBSAUCE ON TACOS

Re: NuBcAkEs AnD fLyInG MeEsE

kenoshi 1214328176|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I fixed your post so it doesnt completly mess up the page.

XIronManX 1213799266|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." :)

"The only time to buy a PS3 is on a day with no "Y" in it."

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NO0B$@UC3!!!

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lolmaster 1213879207|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I am here to take control of all your loling

Enter Lol Master

lolmaster 1213879483|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I am…

LOL MASTER!!!!!!!!

Muahaahaahaahahaahaahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!

(oh yeah……)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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LOL MASTER RULES!!!!!!!!

lolmaster 1213911435|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I am about to be the FIRST person EVER on this site to post the BIGGEST SIZE FONTED LOL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

ready?

ok, here we go……..

LOL!!!

I RULE THE LOLS NOW!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Wanna hear a joke???

ok.

here we go.

im starting now.

just wait…

AHEM

there.

I had to clear my throat.

even though this is typed.

still.

WHY AM I TYPING???

oh yeah.

a joke.

ok.

here we go.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to see the AWESOME LOL MASTER!!!

LOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

ok.

all done.

muahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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XIronManX 1213971457|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Ah yes, the mysterious LOLMASTER

Who is the Lolmaster anyways??? HM………………………………………………..

AHA!!!! THE JAPANESE YAKUZA ARE AFTER ME BY THE NAME OF "HIDETOSHI-NAKATARI-HONDA-SUZUKI-TOYOTA-YAMAHA…. San?"

Anyways….

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Mystereous lolmaster

lolmaster 1213972961|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

ahh yes…

my awesome identity is a secret, and i will continue to rule the lols!!!

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

(oops)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

(PS: I am joyous that someone noticed me, because i am so noticeable because of my

AWESOME POWER!!!

(PPS:When i become even more ultimate over the lols, i will remember you Kenoshi and definitely not XIronManX))

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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Ooops...

lolmaster 1213973146|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

uhhh…

something went wrong there, so could some one who can, please delete all but one of my posts at the end?

I cant delete them, even though they are my posts!!!

thanks

Regarding: The problem

XIronManX 1214181706|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

hm… i don't think your problem is very common, but you should talk with Kenoshi (the admin) about this - he should be able to fix it…

anyways….

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word.

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XIronManX 1214182308|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Just wait for the admin, Kenoshi tonhelp you delete your posts….

but seriously… I've been talking with Dr Doom and Kenoshi about your real identity…..

WHO IS THE LOLMASTER?????

"One LOL. One Master. One LOLMaster… But who is he??? Or is it a she?"

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Mr Sirant 1214513560|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

one lolmaster to rule them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Re: Ooops...

kenoshi 1214183161|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Ok I fixed it and I also took the liberty to add myself into the section of people you will remember when you become more lolerfull seeing as i helped
May T3h rofl rofl lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololz be with you

Re: Old torn letter found above the ground in my backyard below some dirt!

kenoshi 1214183323|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

This is what it says…

i was thinking how about vitality, i was thinking how some current
rules don't make sense or lack there of (wow thats a big word hope i
used it right) so i was thing and looking aft to the east to watch the
sun set thinking about that i was looking the wrong way to see the
sunset ne way suddenly a dog came up to me and ate me and in my last
dying moments i thought this I had all this time to change that rule
that i claimed i was thinking of when i was looking in the wrong
direction to watch the sun set sitting on the park bench as a dog came
up and ate me o if only there was a way for me to pull back the clock
with all i no now with all this knoledge of wat the innards of a dog
smell, feel and taste like. o whimper o cry o sob why my with all i
had to offer to the world with all the stuff i planned to do that was
mean to the world o the horror of it all wut terrible terrible
terrible frightning catistrophic horror how can this be so no it cant
be so but is is true im am in the dog of a giant belly wait thats not
right im in the uh uh uh wut was i talking about this is terrible
pitroghicly so o dear o my plz hear my plea that i some how wrote down
on paper uses telikenisis to transmit my last thoughts to paper y me y
must i be the one to suffer and have to not have the power of
telikenisis why cant i not right down my dying thoughts or even better
type them up in an email and email it to all my friends o whimper
whimper whimper if only… then i died because i had well actually i
am a dog yes that giant dog that killed the idealist who was facing
the wrong way to watch the sun set (he was an idealist because he was
looking the wrong we to watch the sun set and i hate all idealists!!)
what he didnt no is im nice and i can read minds so i wrote down all
his thoughts the emailed it to all his friends.

Could this be from a previous life form that lived on earth before us?

Re: Old torn letter found above the ground in my backyard below some dirt!

Dr Doom 1214277069|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

n00b i heard that before - sent by you as an automated reply that i had to delete over and over and over and over and over and over and over and thank goodness you stopped sending it and now you have resurfaced it and i'd better NOT get it in my mail soon or i will send u somthing even more annoying so dont EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k?

good.

lololololololololololololololololbettersendittomeololololololololololololol

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Oooooohhh... big mystery.

lolmaster 1214189480|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I can't really believe you don't know who I am guys. I think if that you thought of everyone that you know and read the stuff I posted thoroughly, you could find out who I am.

This post almost totally gives it away.

Thanks for including yourself in that way in the post of memory, kenoshi.
what it currently says is true.

now of course you will read this, and pretend you never got burned so bad by me and change my post again, but the truth will always be remembered.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

(P.S. Yes we have all met, and I know who you are(Oh my gosh that makes it sound like I am a stalker.) and you know me well, but maybe not mr. sirant as much)

(P.P.S. I am not a stalker)

(P.P.P.S. Really)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Dr Doom 1214278945|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

There was once a door-to-door salesman who went to an old lady's house. When she opened the door, he said, "Hello ma'am! Would you like to buy -"
"NO!" she yelled, and slammed the door as hard as she could. It bounced back open. She slammed it again, but it bounced open again. Thinking the salesman had put his foot in the door, she readied herself to give it a slam that would teach him a lesson. As she wound up, the salesman said, "Ma'am, I don't mind you slamming the door on me. But before you do it again, you might want to move your cat."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

kenoshi 1214328536|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

lolololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololoololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololool

XIronManX 1214337699|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LOL is right.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1214316098|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

One day, in a butchers shop, a dog walked in with a note around it's collar.
The butcher took it and it said
I would like to buy 4 chicken wings. and with the note, was the money, so the butcher gave the dog the chicken in a bag, and the dog walked out the door with the bag in his mouth.

Since this was so peculiar, the butcher closed up the shop to follow the dog (It was near closing time anyway).

The butcher followed the dog to a bus stop.

the dog sat and waited until a bus came, checked the number, and went back to sitting on the bench. Another bus came, the dog checked the number, and got on this time, so the butcher followed.

The dog paid the fare and went to the back of the bus. He waited for about 10 minuites, then pulled the cable to signal it was his stop. The dog got off, waited for the walk signal to cross the street, and turned into a residential area.

The dog walked up to a house, put his bag down, and slamed his body against the door. the dog took a few more steps back, and slammed himself against the door.

The door opened, and a man started yeling at the dog.

The butcher came out of the bushes he was hiding in, and said
"Stop! this dog is amazing! He could be on T.V!"

The man looked at him and said
"Are you kidding? This is the third time he's forgotten his key!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

XIronManX 1214337777|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

WOW!!!!!

LOLness at it's finest.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You get the point.

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lolmaster 1214344838|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Thanks, I diddnt really know how funny that would be to other people!

Keep loling!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1214316345|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I saw the most amazing magician in the world yesterday.
He walked down the street, and turned into a store!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

A three legged dog walked into a bar to see who shot his pa(paw)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

A man walked into a bar.
Ouch!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Mr Sirant 1214411542|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

as admin i demand to know who you are.
and i challenge you to a lightsaber/lol dual (whatever is easier)

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Mr Sirant 1214411594|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

lol

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Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Mr Sirant 1214411244|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

lol i am back noobs ready?lollolololoololololololololololoololololololol
i own i am an admin LOL

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Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Mr Sirant 1214411483|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

i love lol
lol forever
lol is great
who thought of lol?
i really wonder why lol became so popular?
loling is super
it is so super that superman should have an lol instead of a S
do aliens use lol?
why do we use lol?
lol rocks
lol rocks your socks
lol is spectacular
i think lol should be the world's slogan

GO LOL

XIronManX 1214490612|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I MUST AGREE!!!

LOL is correct.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Re: letter of outrage

Mr Sirant 1214513410|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

kenoshi, i demand to know why you have let dr. doom become a admin when he is clearly not qualified enough. because i am part of the FBI i have check his 'files' and have found that he is not a loler but a hahaer. I am completly outraged that you have left some hahaer into your webpage and made him a admin.

LOL

JK Dr. Doom welcome to the admin club:)

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Enter t-Mat

MachoTomato 1214532615|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Transmition recieved from the planet Henrooster

LolololOLOLolOLOlOlOLOlOLOLolololol…

Greetings one and all from the empire of Henrooster. I am the great t-Mat.
I have a few things I would like to say…

Firstly, Lolololololololololololol to you great Kenoshi,
and all your lesser minions of this so-called Lolwiki,
may live long and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Secondly, surrender the captive!
The great lord Leadragoninpie has no tollerance for this sort of foolery,
what with you and all your mischevious plots against our mighty empire.

Thirdly, should you fail to return the captive within the next 72 hours,
your planet shall be vaporized.

That said LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL,
and have a nice day.

transmition ended

XIronManX 1214536154|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

BWUK BWUK BWUK BWUK BWUK BWUK BWUK!

That's a mocking of Kenoshi BTW… LOL!

Bwuk bwuk bwuk bwuuaaaakk!

Ok, this is sad.

We are going to be vaporized by a bunch of chickens.

This calls for….

LIME FLAVORED PIZZA…. attack.

wow.

running out of options…

KENOSHI BETTER SURRENDER THE CAPTIVE!!!!

(whatever it is….)

L8ER LOLWIKIers

Word.

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MachoTomato 1214573357|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

transmition recieved from the planet Henrooster

Lol while u can xIronManx, i shall see to it personally that u are vaporized first.

Oh, and how did u know lime Flavoured Pizza was our weakness? How?!?

and for the rest of u…
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL'
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

transmition ended

XIronManX 1214580684|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

ALRIGHT - everyone better stock up on lime flavoured pizzas

unless kenoshi surrenders… we're all dead!!!

a poem for the doomed planet of earth

MachoTomato 1214581909|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

transmition recieved from the planet Henrooster

Greetings again pitiful people of earth.
I, the great t-Mat, have been authorized to share a peom with u.
I hope it gives u a few more LOLs.
(ps: king Leadragoninpie wrote this himself. respect it)

a poem for Earth LOL

Mad cats, mad cats,
Lol Lol Lol
Bad cats, Bad cats,
Lol Lol Lol
fat cats, fat cats
Roflol
Lol, rofl, lmao, rofl,
Lol Lol Lol

and that's that :)

transmition ended

Re: a poem for the doomed planet of earth

Mr Sirant 1214584838|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

AH the poem it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we will never surrender, we will fight to the last lol.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Iron man how many pizzas have we stored?lol?lol?

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Re: Re: a poem for the doomed planet of earth

MachoTomato 1214599966|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

transmition recieved from the planet Henrooster

Lol…

Transmition ended

Re: Re: a poem for the doomed planet of earth

Mr Sirant 1214601190|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

so t-mat lol what kind of super market are you lol
(get because t-mat is almost like k- mart hahahaha i am so funny)

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

roflcakes_with_lemon 1214613498|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

ok hai guyz. herez m4h joax. k once there was this noob but then i pwnt him.

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Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

MachoTomato 1214625584|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Transmition recieved from the planet Henrooster

roflcakes with lemon? Lol. u sounds like a recipe.

Oh by the way… u guys have exactly 47 hours left
to surrender the hostage or face annihilation. That said,
have a nice day.

(ps: welcome aboard roflcakes_with_lemon,
lat the Lolness begin!)

transmition ended

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1215354010|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Hey

T-mat!!!!

I'm the only one who is allowed to rule here!!!

do you know why???

Cause I rule the lols!!!

Muahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaha

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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XIronManX 1215446186|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

WOOT LOLMASTER!!!!!
WOOT LOLMASTER!!!!!
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WOOT LOLMASTER!!!!!

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1215788257|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

do I have fans?

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sweet

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1215789345|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

on this 101 day of LOL, I am appointing XIronmanX as the co-ruler of lols

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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congatulations, XIronmanX I would like to reward you with this piece of plastic wrapping I just found on the ground, but I cant send it over the internet, so too bad

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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LOL!

XIronManX 1215799396|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

This is what should be taught in schools. This kid's a pure genius!

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Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1215815691|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

That makes perfect sense!!

why wasn't I the one to figure that out???

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

lolmaster 1216041578|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

once upon a time there was kid who went to a store and said to the man at the counter
"I need some bleach"

the man said "ok, what is it for?"

the boy replied "I have to wash my bird"

the man said "with bleach!?! that will kill him!!!"

so the boy argued for a while that he really needed some bleach, so the clerk finally gave in and gave the boy some bleach.

The next day the kid came back, and the clerk asked him if his bird died.

the kid said "yep, but it wasn't the bleach, I think it was the rinse cycle."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(ok that wasnt that funny, but I needed to say it)

Jokes

XIronManX 1216046628|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Alrighty guys…. These here aren't original, but I'll put some up just because they're full of LOLness.

If you suffer from high blood pressure, simply cut a slit in your veins, thus leading yourself to bleed for awhile. This should relieve the pressure.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your big toe with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.

Avoid arguments with your signigicant other about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegies by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

Found at: 950.net (Jokes Site)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

More LOLs from yours truly!

XIronManX 1216391897|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the
hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining
consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical
joker, sitting at his bed side.

He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't
worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the
hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and
since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?"
and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name! What did
you come up with for my son?"

The brother replied, "Denephew.

LOLOLOLOL I LAUGHED SO HARD FROM THIS!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BTW, all my jokes aren't original, therefore, I shall use this post to give credit to all those smart jokers out there like the guy who made this one! :)

More LOLness!!! :)

XIronManX 1216392657|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing
this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with
them but, I haven't a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The
clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the
zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a swell time. Today I'm
taking them to the beach."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Word.

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- deep in the sand - 1218224740|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I LOVE JOKES!! Even though all mine are are stupid-funny and amateurish….

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma`am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to Her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman says, "May I see your license?" The woman turns to Her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer Her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I`ve ever seen." The woman turned to Her husband and asked, "What did he say?" And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOL oh no LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOL my finger….LOLOL is stuck LOL
OLLOLOLOLOL on auto LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HELP LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*explodes*

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Dr Doom 1219807239|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

lololololololol

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MachoTomato 1219872555|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

YOWZA! Lol u r funny LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

XIronManX 1218227063|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I actually LOLed in real life from this!!! GOOD ONE!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

- deep in the sand - 1218328157|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

:D

ok, here's another!

Doctor: "We have some bad news, and some worse news."

Patient: "Gimme the bad news."

Doctor: "Your lab tests came in and said you have 24 hours to live."

Patient: "What could be worse than that?!"

Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

LOLOLOLOLOLOL idk if anyone else finds that as funny as I do….. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL……

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roflcakes_with_lemon 1218344716|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

ok lol this is hilarious.

2 men were walking in the woods
lololololololololololololololololololololol
they came across a pair of tracks
lololololololololololololololololololol
one said deer tracks
lololololololololololololololololololol
the other said rabbit tracks
lololololololololololololololololololololololol
while the were arguing, the train hit them both
roflroflroflrofl
rotflol
roflwaffles

el oh el guyz
roflcakes out

- deep in the sand - 1218832771|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

"Which is heavier, throwing a baby or a boulder off a cliff?"

"I don't know, I don't throw boulders off cliffs."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

cruel, indeed.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLness!!!

XIronManX 1219021543|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Roflcakes_with_lemon and - deep in the sand -…. GOOD STUFF!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

And I think this deserves another… AS CO-RULER OF LOLS!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Hm…

LOL

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Dr Doom 1219808294|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

ok,its been ages since i posted, like….. uh….. a month and a half!
So, i will make it up to everyone with some lololololsome jokes!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blond, a brunette and a redhead were…. wow. I just realized we haven`t had any blond jokes. I really should start a new thread for that. It would have like 500000000 posts in like 3 days!!!!!! Oh well just write them as replies to this.
Anyway…

A blond, a brunette and a redhead were robbing a house together. They cleared out the bottom floor and were going to rob the second floor, where the master bedroom was.
As the brunette went up the stairs, he stepped on a creaky step. C-R-E-A-K!!
"Who‘s there!" Came a shout from upstairs.
"Meow! Meow!" said the brunette.
"Don`t worry, it`s just the cat!" said another voice upstairs, and the brunette started hauling away their electronics.
The redhead started going up the stairs andstepped on a creaky step. C-R-E-A-K!!
"Who`s there!" Came a shout from upstairs.
"Meow! Meow!" said the brunette.
"Don`t worry, it`s just the cat!" said another voice upstairs, and the redhead began stuffing all their jewelery into a sack.
Then the blond went up the stairs, and stepped on a creaky step. C-R-E-A-K!!
"Who`s there!" Came a shout from upstairs.
Then the blond said,
"Don`t worry! It’s just the cat!!!!!!"

Doom returns 2

Dr Doom 1219847062|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

This guy was driving down a country road when all of a sudden his car stopped working. He opened up the hood to take a look.
Suddenly, a voice behind him said, "It's the carburetor."
The man looked around, but all he saw was a horse. He checked under the hood again.
"I'm telling you, it's the carburetor," came the same voice.
The man slowly turned to the horse. "Did you say that?"
"Yeah, and it's the carburetor," said the horse.
The man was freaked out, and ran until he found a farm. He told the farmer his story.
"Was it a brown horse?" the farmer asked.
"Yes," said the man.
"Did he have a white spot on his nose?" asked the farmer.
"Yes," said the man.
"Son, don't pay any attention to him.

He doesn't know anything about carburetors!"

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MachoTomato 1219872714|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

ha i lol at this one

Life calculator

MachoTomato 1220225987|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I have devised a way to calculate your life expectancy
follow these simple steps to see just how long you have to live

1. take your age in years
2. multiply this by 4
3. divide it by the number of kids you plan to have or already have
4. add 12 times 2 (if ur a guy) or 3 (if ur not a guy)
5. subtract the number of times you have a stress break-down per month on average)
6. add 7, because it's a luck number
7. add 300 divided by your age
8. flip a coin, if heads add 6 times the value of that coin in pennies. if tails, subract 7 times the value of the coin in pennies.
9. if you are under the age of 20 you may add 60, if not to bad.
10. add the number of the month you were born in, then subtract the date.
11. divide this all by 100.

congratulations you now know how many days you have left to live!

Okay so here is a real joke :D

(account deleted) 1220824998|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade…true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "…And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said…'Holy sh_t! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing Clorox and brake fluid.

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roflcakes_with_lemon 1220825594|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

WHO ARE U AND WUT IS U DOING ON OUR INTERWEBZ!>?!????!??!??!??!!!????????

jk lololololololololololol. welcome to lolwiki

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MachoTomato 1221867240|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

a priest, a texan and a horse walk into a bar.
the bar tender says, "is this some kinda' joke?"

r u there???

MachoTomato 1222482775|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

i have joke with a very important moral for u un loling Lolwikiers…

once there was a web page. it was amazing fun cool awesome and perfect in every way.
the best people from all over the world would come and post on it, contributing to its glory.
Then one day they all stopped. Posting. except for one little person.
one day when that little person logged on to see what was happening he found the site regected
and un updated for a very long time.
Needless to say he went ahead took the advantage ro wreak havoc and blame it all on the site's administrator.

Moral of the story… post, people, post!
i feel rather lonly here on my own and may start causing havoc if no one updates this thing any time soon.

quickly loosing rofls out

well....IM HERE!

(account deleted) 1222796841|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

hey you guys im back…and thank you for welcoming me roflackes with lemon! dont worry t-Mat i dont care what anyone says I think ur joke was funny! humph!
k i got a joke a few jokes JUST for XIronManX…;)

**Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicap zones.

Q: What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.

Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
A: You can't!**

In…your…face! ok now here are some insults ;) sorry im the queen of listing things:P
**INSULTS
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!**

:)Theres some. how so u like em??

**celestial jimmy*

YO MAMA!

(account deleted) 1223138872|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Disclaimer: I am not really talking about your mother and or mothers. This is clearly just a list of jokes and can be said to anyone, anywhere at any time.
YO MAMA SO FAT
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

YO MAMA SO UGLY
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
YO MAMA SO STUPID
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

So there you are! another list of stuff. oh yea i get these jokes all from the same site. brother told me about it
http://www.ahajokes.com/ym06.html

Celestial Jimmy

does no one love me?????

(account deleted) 1223227257|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

i posted all those jokes and NO ONE is here!
arg i feel like t-mat complaining -_-
WHERE IS EVERYONE??
*gasp!*
…im alone…all…alone….
HERIUHGRJVBHWIUGRGINCHIW HW1..2..3..FHWIUGRUBVIBIUWHIUFHFBSGINOOBJVOHUOHVRW!!!!
:( no body loves me.

:D

MachoTomato 1223507344|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Whoa!
did i just read that right?
Somebody actually understands me???
:D
:P
:)
:S
:|
:O
:/
:d
i feel like i should start dancing…
Nah. How 'bout a joke, right?
ok
what do u get when u cross t-Mat with someone almost as cool as t-Mat
…
two people

DUH!

k so that was bad, big deal
least i thought it was a bit funny
:S
boy, now i don't even get my own jokes… what's happening to me?…

:S = xbxtq<:P

MachoTomato 1223507684|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

wait!

a better joke!!

k
what u get when u cross t-mat with ketchup?
?/?

t-Mato!!!!!!!!!

:D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-ha?
get it?
not really?/?
k how about this

waht u get when u cross t-Mat with science?
???

:Dinosaur!!

k u gotta get that.
it's a dinosaur with a smiley in front… get it now?
…

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- deep in the sand - 1226028317|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

rofl t-Mato….. OMG lolololololol :D

YAY IM NOT LONELY!

(account deleted) 1223586146|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

YAY T-MAT! u gave me life! ok ok so heres a list for all you…men!
MEN ARE LIKE…
… Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

… Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

… Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

… Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Ok ok so not ALL guys are like that! i know some who only WALK at the first sign of emotion!:P no no jks jks. i love guys. u rock. rock on boys rock on!

Like that one T-Mat??
Celestial Jimmy

Re: YAY IM NOT LONELY!

- deep in the sand - 1226028759|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LolZ…. I got some….

Men are like public toilets… they're either taken or full of crap.

Men are like parking spaces…. most are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Men are like buses… miss one and another one will be along in 5 minutes.

LoLz I have quite a few guy friends too………………. and they AGREE! haha >.< Jokes, anyways!

top 51 Oxy Morons (yes i go to websites for these. sue me)

(account deleted) 1224280728|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence (LOL)
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof (so true. nothing is childproof…nothing-_-)
24. "Now, then …"
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXY-Moron …

1. Microsoft Works

Whoever may be reading these…i hope you like them cuz it seems no ones on anymore and…im lonely…Iron Man?…T-Mat?…*sniff*
WHERE IS EVERYONE!?

im here

Dr Doom 1225424035|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

**

HI THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**

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MachoTomato 1224282584|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Lol im here,
nice list…
it just seems to go on and on…

btw i added a new joke to the knock-knock section
the only reaso0n i put it there was because it was aknock knock, not just your regular typical random piece of lolness that we post here

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

(account deleted) 1224354211|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

YAY! now im happy:) and of course they go on and on its a list!:D hey i could put up my 160 jack bauer jokes but i think that would overwhelm you

A New LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjoke

Dr Doom 1225424275|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Three guys were talking about what it means to be famous.
The first guy says, "Famous is being invited to the White House to have coffee with the president."
The second guy says, "No, famous is being invited to the White House to have coffee with the president, but during coffee the Presidential Hotline rings, and he ignores it."
But then the last guy says, "No, that's not it either. Famous is being invited to the White house for coffee with the President. While you are there, the Presidential Hotline rings, he picks it up, and says ' it's for you'."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Dr Doom 1225425548|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

a similar joke about being famous:

There was once this guy named Joe. He said to his friend, "I don't mean to brag or anything, but I am the most popular guy in the would. Literally everyone knows me."
"Oh, really," says his friend. "Would you like to bet on that?"
The set up a bet for $1000. Joe's friend was given three chances to find someone who didn't know Joe. First, his friend picked Tom Cruise. Joe says, "Oh, that's easy. We're best buddies!"
So they fly out to Hollywood. Joe knocks on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom invites Joe in. They spend the rest of the day at his house.
The next day, the friend said, "Well, I think you got lucky on that one. But I'm sure you don't know the President."
Well, they travel to Washington DC, and phone the President. He says, "Well, I have a meeting with some international delegates, but I can skip that. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?"
The friend is stunned. "Well, there's got to be one person who you couldn't possibly know. Let's go see the Pope."
So they cross the Atlantic and go to Vatican City. When they get there, it's packed.
Joe says, "Well, I don't think we can both get in. I'll tell you what. I'll go up myself, and come out with the Pope onto that balcony and I'll wave at you."
The friend waits, sure he has won the bet. No way Joe can even get in, much less talk to the Pope. But one hour later, he sees the Pope come out next to none other than Joe!
Joe looks for his friend, and waves. Suddenly his friend faints. Joe rushes down to see him.
"Are you okay?" he asks. "Were you that shocked to see me on the balcony with the Pope?"
"No," the friend replies. "I fainted when I heard the guy next to me say 'Hey, who's up there on the balcony with Joe?'."

uberLOLs!!!!!!!

LOL

XIronManX 1225561499|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Dr Doom…

GENIOUS.

*GENIOS.

*GENIUOS.

Wait, I'll get it this time.

*GENEEUS.

…

GENIUS. :D

:O

(account deleted) 1225591224|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I KNOW JOE! Hes my best buddy!

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

ROTFLOL! :)
Celestial Jimmy

Re: :O

Dr Doom 1225942381|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

thats a good one
heard it before because im such a jeeeeneeoouuss

Re: A New LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjoke

MachoTomato 1225927530|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

osome

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

Dr Doom 1225943165|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Once upon a time there was this super rich guy.
Unfortunately, he had contracted a terminal brain disease.
"However," said the doctor, "we can save you by replacing your brain. We have three brains at the moment for you, but they are rather expensive."
"Money is no object," said the rich guy. "Show me these brains."
"Well," said the doctor, "we have a brain of this college student. He was enrolled in advanced courses, graduated at the top of his Grade 12 class, and was destined to do big things until he got killed in a car accident. It costs $10 000."
"That sounds pretty good. What else do you have?"
"Then we have this brain. It belonged to a brilliant neurosurgeon. He had invented numerous ways of saving lives, had the best degrees from the best universities, and an IQ of 189, but had a heart attack and died. It costs $100 000."
"Gee, that's excellent! The last one must really be a whopper! What is it like?"
"The last brain costs 1 million dollars. It was a politician's brain until he got hit by a truck."
"What? A politician's brain?!?! Why does it cost so much??"
Replied the doctor,

"Never been used!"

STUPID

(account deleted) 1226001144|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Yes this actually happened!

Me and my buddy were going to get some Lager to have over the weekend. We saw that the sign said 10 % off so we went in to get two cases. The lady at the desk multiplied 10 % by two and gave us 20 % off…

:D
-Celestial Jimmy-

George the Old person

kenoshi 1226025132|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

I dont take credit for this joke I believe that XironmanX posted it but if i am wrong feel free to correct me. The reason why I am posting it is because as far as I know it is only on the mainpage. I think a new joke is in order there so I am saving this before I delete it.

70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his
tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, "George
everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally,
emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good
relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when
I get up in the middle of the night, poof!…the light goes on &
I go to the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off!" "Wow,"
commented Dr. Smith, 'That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
'Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.
But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with
God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The
light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes
off?'"

Thelma replied, "Darn fool! He's peeing in the fridge again!"

Re: George the Old person

MachoTomato 1226161506|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

yes, i do belive this one has been posted before
all the while it is nice to see an olden goldy once in a while.

MOVED TO MISC JOKES THREAD

kenoshi 1226101279|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

this thread has been moved to the section that it fits more.

A joke

MachoTomato 1226161585|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

oh, its a joke right…?
K i don't have time to finish this, gotta go eat breakfast…
i'll come back later…

Re: A joke

kenoshi 1226168645|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Fixed some posts

XIronManX 1226265950|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Okay, lolwikiers. I've fixed every single post that goes off the page. Please remember when
lol-ing, there is an ENTER key, and therefore, this key should be used. Example:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(enter)
(continue here)LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… And so on.

Let's keep posting and inviting more people, everyone!

Re: Fixed some posts

kenoshi 1226266216|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Thanks for fixing it, LOL, whenever I try to I get bored after the first couple minutes

RIDDLES (the first being my favourite)

(account deleted) 1226614400|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
…your word…

Brothers and sisters have I none but that man's father is my father's son. Who am I talking about?
…my son…

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.
…water, fire, earth and wind…

It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? It's been around for millions of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it?
…the moon…

As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
…sawdust…

What is it that you will break even when you name it? (now this is cool)
…silence…

I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness
…the letter S…

Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth.
…an echo…

When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
…
…
…
A RIDDLE =]!

hope u liked em! the queen of lists has struck again!

Celestial Jimmy

Re: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjokes

kenoshi 1226615508|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Nice riddles

- deep in the sand - 1230391076|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

!!!!!!!!OLOLOL your jokes are awesome peoplez..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

OH! I need to post my favouritest joke of all time…

What do cool rappers eat for breakfast?
Cheeri-yo-yo-yos!

k i r got joke

MachoTomato 1234914272|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

yup.

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
???

i don't actually know i just really wanted to say something to get this link alive again.

rofl out

Me

RiverQueen 1235610444|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

Me. I did it. I stole the cookie. I really did. I am so sorry. It just…came over me. I do not even know what hit me it just…I am so sorry -_-

A LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjoke

MachoTomato 1235968403|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

here's a good one i read in a book of jokes for people who hear too m any jokes…

A horse, a politician, and the pope all walk into a bar on a sunday afternoon/
The bar tender looks up and asks, "is this some sort of joke?"

:D rofl

Re: A LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLjoke

Dr Doom 1236911316|%e %b %Y, %H:%M %Z|agohover

a snail walks into a bar on New Year's Eve. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a Coke.
The bartender says "Eww, a snail!" and flicks him off the bar and out the door.
The next year on New Year's Eve, the same snail walks in. He goes up to the bartender and says,

"Hey! Whatcha do that for?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL