A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were on a boat together in the middle of the pacific.
All of a sudden their boat runs out of gas.
So they swim to a nearby island and try to assess their situation.
The blonde decides to take advantage of the warm sunlight to do some tanning, while the brunette and the redhead go exploring for food. Neither of them are successful.
After an hour or two of looking around they find the island is quite small, with no fresh water, and no food.
Suddenly the brunette shouts to the blonde and the redhead, "Hey! Look what I found!" In her hand is a golden lamp.
The blonde ignores her while the redhead runs over to see. "what's it do?" she asks.
"I dunno. I just found this lamp on the ground." replies the brunette.
"You should rub it like in the movies."
"ok," the brunette rubs the lamp, and out pops a genie.
"taadaa! i will grant each of you one wish for releasing me from my lamp!" declaires the genie.
The brunette stops to think. Finally she says, "you know, I have lots of friends back home who would miss me if I stayed here, so… I wish to go home."
Instantly she disappears, and is back home with her friends.
"You know what," says the redhead to the genie, "thatsounds pretty reasonable, so… I wish to go home too." In stantly she disappears and is back home with her friends and family.
By this time the blonde notices the disappearance of her friends and looks around her.
She sighs, then says to herself,
"Man, I wish my friends were here."
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