OKAY on this page I am going to go over some widely (or perhaps not so widely) known conspiracy theories that will boggle your mind and astound your dog, it won't astound your cat because they are already in on it. It is of utmost importance that your cat does not see this page as he/she will realize that we are on to them. Your dog may see this, it may help him some time in the future but I cannot say for sure, only show it to him, however, if you are sure that he won't let the cat out of the bag (no pun intended… okay that was a lie it was intended but its unrelated). anyway read and be boggled or if you are a dog be astounded and if you are a cat, WATCH OUT!!!!!
CONSPIRACY 1!
WHAT IF WE ALL LIVE IN A COMMUNIST COUNTRY?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
what if the whole world that we know, the maps we are shown are false and "earth" or the part of the world that we know about is just one big communist country that is run by an evil cat? and there are other countries out there, outside of Communist Cat (as hence forth it shall be known as to the enlightened, us). Ok I am bored with this theory know
HAPPY LOLing
Delete another one of my posts, without making the change, and I'm outta here. I've tried too hard to get publicity for this site and no one's joining because of your terrible site content. (Hint the word, "YOUR")
Oh, and by the way… You still haven't fixed any grammatical errors. There's a huge one on the main page, along with the one I mentioned in the post you deleted.
Look, I DONT CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR! as long as its readable its fine I don't have hours on end of free time like you do, I am busy every night with at least one thing. I try my best to make it look suitable but if it's not I DONT CARE! Please just stop posting these comments and stop flaming this wiki that I made for fun (hint: the keyword in the last page is fun. I'll give you a definition from dictionary.com FUN: something that provides mirth or amusement now when I read that statement I do not think, golly, I think that paying attention on a website built for amusement would provide great mirth.)
So please don't flame and we can all enjoy this website together.
and now when i read this statement and the whole debate that here follows i think golly what a bunch of twits i'm working with who can't get along because of grammar and pride.
SUCK IT UP YOU NITWITS! not to offend anyone that is…
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!
THE COMMIES OR ALIENS OR CATS OR WHOEVER CREATED THIS MESS ARE STARTING
TO MAKE EVERYONE CARE WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT GRAMMAR, PUNCTUATION, SPELLING AND MARSHMALLOWS!!! Wait a minute. You can't care too much about marshmallows. Anyhow… WE MUST UNITE TO STOP THE SUDDEN, RUTHLESS, SPITEFUL ENDEAVOR TO MAKE US ALL POLITICALLY CORRECT!!! DO NOT MISUNDERESTIMATE THEM!!!!!!!
lol anyone get it?
whatever.
Cheers,
Dr Doom
oh no's!
another conspiracy
kenoshi is a cyberkenetic alien super-human mastermind genetic failure of a genius that is trying to take control of all of us through subliminal messaging on lolwiki!
and we're falling for it!
woot er i mean no not woot augh! see he's controlling us to try to get us to overlook the fact that he is a cyberkenetic alien super-human mastermind genetic failure of a genius that is trying to take control of all of us through subliminal messaging on lolwiki!
that said, i'd like u all to know that kenoshi is a cyberkenetic alien super-human mastermind genetic failure of a genius that is trying to take control of all of us through subliminal messaging on lolwiki!
ttyl bubye and rofl that copter outta here!
Uh oh my cat's right behind me… WHAT NOW????
quick! run under the nearest bed and start screaming "mary had a little lamb" in the key of C flat with your eyes crossed and legs in your ears. That should take care of any porblems you may be facing…
ok
do not visit kenoshi's new site : www.lolwiki.comli.com
i don't have anything against his attempts to make this site better, however…
when i tried to get on, my computer bleeped at me and showed the following message:
Warning!: threat detected! threats detected: incoming trojan virus. attempting to remove corrupted files. file clean up on progress… file clean-up complete.
k now i'm not saying that kenoshi's evil or anything, in fact what i'm trying to say is that whether planned or not, kenoshi seems to have planted a virus on his new site, which he is advertising as being a game where you do backflips.
I agree the game idea is awesome but, kenoshi, you may want to check what format you are saving this as so that the rest of us can enjoy it without accidentally letting a massive viral infection into our computers.
The conspiracy part of this is that kenoshi planned for this all to happen. Luckily i was the first one to test it out, and again luckily my computer has the proper protection to identify and repel such attacks. If it is so true that kenoshi means the rest of us harm by creating this virus for us to contract then i would like you all to know that i will abort my membership here without further consideration. I deeply hope that this is not so, and that either i was given the wrong web address or that someone else planted this virus in your site.
PLease double check on this kenoshi, and i will press the matter further in person. >:(
MchTmt is out…
ok so i was wrong.
somehow i must have gotten the address wrong.
So, to clarify, do not visit http://www.lolwiki.comli.com/__
it will upload a virus to your computer the moment the page loads.
repeat DO NOT visit that site.
However: please do visit kenoshi's awesome new game at __lolwiki.comli.com
NOTE: there is NO "www" at the beginning of the correct site, so do not type in "www" when looking for lolwiki.comli.com
which by the way is an awesome game! :D LOLZ
kudos to kenoshi!
OH NOES!
WALKING TALKING ROBOTS WILL TAKE OVERS THE WORLD!