-I'm not admin… nice treatment of CO-FOUNDER
-I'm bored

oh well. It's not all that bad.
Lolwiki is awesome…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

But if I was admin I would appreciate it.

• xIronManx left and is trying now to avoid most of us…
• I'm not an Admin
• I haven't been updating the fun page
• other peolpe have been
• roflcopter does not appear to be in the dictionary
• no advertising
• and the list would go on,

…except for the fact that I am pro Lolwiki, not against it. Therefore, my contirbutions to this thread have officially ended.

(MachoTomato has REALLY left the conference room)

*Note: The word Sealand in this sentence is what we in the community of the interwebs refer to as a link. Clicking on it allows one to embark on an emotionally journey teaching of the wonders of Sealand. I'm writing this note because of the stupid colour this site posts links in, causing some people to not realize that they are links.

el oh el guyz
roflcakes out

how's about antarctica?
we could build a tunnel going several miles below the surface to where it's nice and warm and have tv's for windows so it looks like we're on the surface, but no one will be able to see us from the air.
and we could put wind trubines on the surface to provide electricity (it's always windy down there) and for water all we'd need to do is melt some from the glaciers, or filter fresh seawater.
so technically all we'd be paying for is to keep those pesky researchers from finding our secret entrance, or from doing extensive digging.
and we could keep all the meteorits we find and sell them to museums (or scamming alternative, we just sell them regular rock that could pass as having come from mars or the moon or somewhere else in space)
so who's with me?
i'm organizing an expedition to investigate some possible tunneling sites down there in the next month or so. sign up below…

Obama's not lenient enough to sell me Alaska. :(

I'm willing to sell Egypt for $15! :D

Oh, and who wants to buy that iceberg up north? I heard it's half price!

• we have a thread called "why is this site dead?" which scares the be-jeebees out of anyone wanting to join
• everyone (except a select few) treats this site with the mentallity that this site is dead
• we have something like 20 members who have not posted in the last… sevral months?… year? and 4 or 5 of those havent ever posted at all…
• we don't have a logo on our front page
• the site is dead
• kenoshi's cyber stink fills all the pages (no just kidding)
• people have stopping using Lol and Rofl intermitently in their posts. (we ARE called LOLwiki for a reason u know)
• evryone makes critical remarks (myself included)
• we have entire threads devoted to belittling or criticising other things, as well as our own site.
• we don't organise community events
• we don't have advertising
• we smell like tacos
• and we don't have a blonde jokes thread.
• (and possibly i haven't been updating the Funpage recently… but there are reasons for that)

so that said I hope I've completely crushed your spirits just enough to motivate you to actually do some thing productive.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
MachoTomato has left the conference room…!
(please notice i took the time to edit my spelling and grammar on this post)