Knock-knock Jokes (new posts) http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/c-52559/knock-knock-jokes Posts in the forum category "Knock-knock Jokes" - *knock knock* "Who's there?" "Just dropping by to tell you to post your knock knock jokes here." "Wha...?" http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-451615 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-451615 Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:21:35 +0000 Dr Doom 132417 Bien sur! C'est tres bien, monsieur machotomato. Tres bien!

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-413977 Knock Knock Jokes: http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-413977 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:11:40 +0000 Dr Doom 132417 Lololololol

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-413953 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock Knock Jokes http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-413953 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:49:04 +0000 Dr Doom 132417 quite lolerful, machoTomato!

how about this-a one:

knock knock

who's there?

Adolf

Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in da mouf!!

lolololol got that from kenoshi

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-413950 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: a knoc-knocker http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-413950 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:43:39 +0000 Dr Doom 132417 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-413946 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: That Banana Joke http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-413946 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:39:36 +0000 Dr Doom 132417 who's there?

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-395778 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock Knock Jokes http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-395778 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:14:19 +0000 MachoTomato 56023 rofl

k i got one

knock knock

who's there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub! I'm dwowning!

rofl iknow not an origional, but still a good one…

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-393453 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock Knock Jokes http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-393453 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:30:51 +0000 XIronManX 132414 Person 1: *knock-knock*

Person 2: "Who's there?"

Person 1: "Uh, I'm here to deliver a parcel."

Person 2: "Uh, I'm here to deliver a parcel who?"

Person 1: "Look sir, I don't have time for this."

Person 2: "Look sir, I don't have time for this who?"

Person 1: *footsteps leaving*

Person 1: *sound of a truck driving off*

Person 2: "I guess some people don't really like knock-knock jokes that much."

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-343382 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-343382 Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:08:07 +0000 - deep in the sand - 180909 LOL! I get it!!! :D

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-308172 Knock Knock Jokes: http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-308172 Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:01:31 +0000 XIronManX 132414 *knock-knock*

"Who's there?"

"Rita."

"Rita who?"

"Read-a book instead of reading these dumb knock-knock jokes!"

LOLOLOLOLOL. Okay, joking about the dumb knock knock jokes part, but LOL.

XXsig
]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-286210 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-286210 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:29:31 +0000 197273 LOLOLOLOL!! i LOVE it!…now i want cookies…-_-

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-286208 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: ... http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-286208 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:26:39 +0000 197273 Well then! Why cant jesus ever come to MY door!?
LOL it rocked i love that joke.

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-285834 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-285834 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:39:26 +0000 MachoTomato 56023 the translation of the previous joke is like this…
btw this won't be funny because it isn't in french so it sounds dumb, but if you understand french it'll at least be a bit funny.
oh and it is an original so all claims to me, don't use it w/o permission and stuff…

Knock-knock!

who's there?

what *(this is where it makes no sense if you don't understand french)

what, who *(like i said, no sense)

hahahahahahahahahahaa… that's the joke…

*so incase you didn't get the punchline this is what was supposed to happen.
Que qui, which means what, who sounds an awful lot like "cookie" in english.

yes this is weird but whatever. hope u likes.
:D

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-285829 Knock Knock Jokes: Knock-Knock, en Francais c'est frappe-frappe http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-285829 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:33:41 +0000 MachoTomato 56023 here's a knocker in french
ahem…

Frappe-Frappe!

qui est la?

que

que, qui?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa… oui c'est ca…

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-264145 Knock Knock Jokes: a knoc-knocker http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-264145 Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:31:52 +0000 MachoTomato 56023 what kind of sound does a hammer make?

*i dunno*

"Knock-knock"

*who's there?*

no, that's the answer

*no that's the answer who?*

that's the answer to the joke, besides it wasn't a knock knock-

*who's there?-*

!Knock Knock!

*knock knock * (sound of body hitting floor)*

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-245928 Knock Knock Jokes: http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-245928 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:05:19 +0000 XIronManX 132414 That was not offensive in any way.

If you find that offensive, then obviously you should look into improving your sense of humour.

I do not take back my joke.

Thanks to - deep in the sand - who actually appreciates comedy.

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-245776 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: ... http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-245776 Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:22:47 +0000 MachoTomato 56023 transmition recieved from the planet henrooster

hey xIronManx…

you may want to re consider the impact of this joke on the members of this site who may take
offense at this joke…

that said
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

transmition ended

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-238722 Knock Knock Jokes: Re: Knock-knock Jokes http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-238722 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:01:40 +0000 - deep in the sand - 180909 LOLOLOLOLOL! awesome!

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-238052 Knock Knock Jokes: ... http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-238052 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:05:45 +0000 XIronManX 132414 *Knock-knock*

"Who's there?"

"Jesus!"

"Jesus-who?"

"Man, how many do you know?"

Hehehe… Good? Yes… Feel free to laugh :D

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-238050 Knock Knock Jokes: Hm... http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-238050 Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:03:31 +0000 XIronManX 132414 Hey roflcakes… I was thinking that you should post an entire joke, not waiting for someone to say "who's there." Unless of course, you were thinking about something else. Anyways… I guess I should make my own contribution to this new thread…

*Knock-knock*

"Who's there?"

"Nunya."

"Nunya-who?"

"Nunya Business!!!"

LOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

]]> http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768#post-237686 Knock Knock Jokes: That Banana Joke http://lolwiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-80768/knock-knock-jokes#post-237686 Sun, 10 Aug 2008 20:36:05 +0000 roflcakes_with_lemon 156984 Knock Knock

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